WHAT TIME IS IT?
A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking Navy man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him when was the last time he'd had sex.
"1956," he immediately replied.
"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Honey, you need to get out more."
"I'm not sure I understand you," he answered, glancing at his watch.
"It's only 2014 now."