NAVY HUMOR
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A sailor goes to the Post Office for a job interview
A veteran sailor goes into the Post Office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"
The sailor says "Why yes, in fact I served two tours in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor.
Do you have any service related disabilities?"
The sailor says, "In fact I am 100% disabled: during a battle a flight deck explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8:00 to 4:00.
Come on in about 10:00 and we'll get you started."
The sailor says "If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come at 10:00?"
"Well, here at the post office we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. Don't need you here for that!"
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