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boatswain's mate named Johnny
Said to be true:
There was a boatswain's mate named Johnny Johnson in the first division aboard Bennington and he stood watches inport on the quarterdeck and on the bridge at sea. Some of his announcements on the 1MC (general announcement PA system) were classics ---
In port, tied up to a pier in Long Beach, Ca.:
'Now sweepahs sweepahs start your brooms. Sweep down all lower decks, ladders, and passageways. Empty all sh-- cans ovah da fantail.'
A very pregnant pause 'Delay dat word on sh-- cans, empty all sh-- cans on da pier!'
Another pause, now he's obviously reading something written by the OOD (Officer of the Deck).
'Delay dat word on sh-- cans, empty all trash *receptacles* into the *containers* provided on the pier.'
This was a different day but he was piping 'general visiting'
'Now all hands rig for genrahl visitin! All hands is reminded to watch der language, we got c--- (women) aboard.'
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